New Rule, Effective 9am EST

As of today at 9am EST, I will be converting my unit of currency to sea glass. For reference, one piece = 1 USD. This sea glass must be authentic (you cannot make it in a tumbler at your house as the Secret Service will investigate all such forgeries).

"I believe this is a good step for our nation, and for me" says Jon, President of the Sea Glass for Money Coalition (SGMC).

Can you imagine all the people that would spend time on the beach because of this switch? We save a fortune on Mint operations. Vending machines present a problem, but you could do what we did in my Freshman dorm: just pour salt water down the thing and you've got your own Coke refrigerator...

People would seek out new and desolate beaches. Thought waterfront property with Beach Rights would become even more expensive.

Wallets are going to have to change. Blue sea glass is obviously =$100 bill. Green = $20 Brown $5 and clear=$1.

Who is with me?

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