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Ok, so I beat up kids. What of it?



Let me preface this by stating Reagan sat in the back of the bus this morning with a new boy I cannot identify. Grrr.

So here is a picture of me roughing up a little boy. And I am ok with it. And what's more, I seriously doubt this will be the last time I rough him up.

I am available to wrestle kids for birthday parties and bar-mitzvahs...

This boy (who I'll not identify) was in Reagans class and spends too much time around my little girl. I figure an awesome show of force, like my flexing posture here should be enough to at least make him think twice about..., well I can't even complete that sentance in my head...

Does every Dad go through this or am I just way off my rocker and need to relax??? Ed, how about a pointer here? Of course, he could be off his rocker too...

Interesting note: the photo was sent to me by the boys mother with a note about contacting the child abuse folks...

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Anonymous said…
Maybe you should tell him about your days as a rowing diety - that will either make him run in fear or fall over laughing.

You are off your rocker and you do need to relax ...

Noj NOj NOJ
3:22 PM
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