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Things to do when you wife is away

With Mel in Boston, here are some of my accomplishments:
  • burnt the heck out of two more pots.
  • Ian had a battery acid spilled on his hand by Grandpa (this is an unconfirmed report but totally viable)
  • both kids slept in my bed for part of each night
  • i contained water in the basement so there was no damage (other than my emotional damage)
  • Ian wore 2 pairs of underwear simultaneously yesterday for no apparent reason other than he didn't know he wasn't supposed to.
I would make a horrible single dad. For that, and so many other reasons...

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Jeff said…
You'd be a horrible dad if you didn't let the kids sleep in your bed or if you never noticed that Ian was wearing 2 pairs of underwear.

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7:28 PM
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