Ok, so I like t shirts. Put me in jail. I don't have enough. Truth be told, I could probably get a spare dresser full of t shirts and it wouldn't be enough...
Anyhow, I like funky t shirts but not too funky. This site, threadless.com has t shirts for $10 every once and a while, so i got two. One of them was this: entitled: biblical disaster.
She immediately thought I was mocking God. Sure it combines intriguing elements of Noah's Ark, the sinking of the Titanic (note the iceberg) and more importantly, note who is not making it into the lifeboat...No that is not the unsinkable Molly Brown, it is a Unicorn.
To me, this is average Melon fare for explaining why there are no Unicorns today. A pretty good story using known elements. Most of my stories are like this.
But to Mel, she sees it as proof we'll not be hanging out together in the great beyond (I suspect she believes my ticked is punched for an alternate destination...)
Then again, it is just a t shirt...right? We'll see if I get stoned (people throwing rocks at me, not me getting baked, not me getting in an oven, getting high, no not on a plane...sheesh...). What do you think? Will you be throwing rocks at me? (please limit your theoretical rock throwing for reasons limited to this shirt). Thanks.
-truth be told (and really this is just me trying to avoid the silent treatment from Mel) I suspect she only got a glimpse of the sinking ark. And really, there are life boats so I still don't know what the big deal is...
Anyhow, I like funky t shirts but not too funky. This site, threadless.com has t shirts for $10 every once and a while, so i got two. One of them was this: entitled: biblical disaster.
She immediately thought I was mocking God. Sure it combines intriguing elements of Noah's Ark, the sinking of the Titanic (note the iceberg) and more importantly, note who is not making it into the lifeboat...No that is not the unsinkable Molly Brown, it is a Unicorn.
To me, this is average Melon fare for explaining why there are no Unicorns today. A pretty good story using known elements. Most of my stories are like this.
But to Mel, she sees it as proof we'll not be hanging out together in the great beyond (I suspect she believes my ticked is punched for an alternate destination...)
Then again, it is just a t shirt...right? We'll see if I get stoned (people throwing rocks at me, not me getting baked, not me getting in an oven, getting high, no not on a plane...sheesh...). What do you think? Will you be throwing rocks at me? (please limit your theoretical rock throwing for reasons limited to this shirt). Thanks.
-truth be told (and really this is just me trying to avoid the silent treatment from Mel) I suspect she only got a glimpse of the sinking ark. And really, there are life boats so I still don't know what the big deal is...
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really, at that point, what do you have to lose?