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dads house

yeah so I head over to Dads house to lend a hand deciphering all the misc junk bike parts and here is what I find. Dad, smoking a odoriferous cigar, and a for sale sign.

So I did what any loyal, thoughtful son might do: I encouraged him to get serious about smoking - upgrade to cigarettes and snapped a photo for my blog.


http://www.coldwellbanker.com/servlet/PropertyListing?action=detail&ComColdwellbankerDataProperty_id=13655065&page=property

Here is my revision to their description:

Wonderful views of marsh & river from every room [that is a lie- 2 bathrooms do not]! House has been totally redone from top to bottom [save for the bathrooms again]. Bright open floor plan.Huge Master bedroom suite with spa-style bathroom, walk-in closet, sitting area, office & private deck . Granite kitchen open int. Bonus: Cigar smell at no extra charge!

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Anonymous said…
Wow, that was brutal ... I'll make sure I don't send you the link to my house. Watch out for Karma, you may be getting two new roommates!

Noj nOj noJ
12:07 PM
The Big Melon said…
Alright fine. I edited the above removing such "brutal" terms as "insane", "stench" and "designed by"
from the mix. Though, I refuse to say where.

You know, maybe a house in North Carolina might do my parents well... What of it Mr. Anonymous, how about a straight up trade?
1:17 PM
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