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Have you Met Kristi?

This is my cousin Kristi. She recently relocated from Alaska to Indianapolis. She is a riot. We had a delightful dinner getting to know each other and really, each others family. Apparently, the large distance between Alaska and the east coast remainder of the clan is a stumbling block to quick visits. Here are some fun facts about Kristi:

  • She is a whiz at directions and showed me many impressive sights in Indy.
    • Reality: I found the restaurant before she did. She hit one pedestrian on the way there. I think the low point was the waste water treatment facility smell that lasted in the car a good 10 minutes, or at least that is what Kristi blamed the smell on...
  • She has grace.
    • Reality: She knocked over the table, knocking over our drinks and a bottle of wine and got us thrown out in the process.
      • Actual: I knocked over the table...
  • She's not the brightest bulb in the pack.
    • Reality: She has got an excellent grasp on who she is, and I think where she is headed. I see shades of my Dad's charismatic charm that just makes everyone like her.
      • Actual: it is compliment... I see a huge career in sales for her (though she denies the possessing the gift).
The visit made me feel guilty for not being a bigger part of our Alaskan families' life. My side of the family is quite small and really, I think we all ought to spend more time reaching out. It was a great time and I hope to be able to visit with her again in the near future...perhaps this time without the supposed waste water stench...

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Anonymous said…
I must say it is interesting how you see me...I think you are completly off your rocker buddy, you were the one stinking up the car! It was an embarassment to be at that restuarnt with you. You got us kicked out. Yikes


Well ok I lie, you were a complete gentlemen! I was quite impressed. And as for spilling the drink, I have never laughed so much. It was perfect for the evening. Can't take things too seriously you know what I mean. I'm sad to report that I can't tell my mom about the stripping because I think she would be hurt but I hope you tell your father just to see what he says hahah. Don't forget the name!

I do agree that the families need to try to keep in contact because your side isn't half as bad as I thought they would be ;) Ireally enjoyed myself and thank you so very much for the wonderful meal and company.

P.S. Terrible picture quality, did that camera of your some out od a cereal box? Sprint and Nextel have some phones with a 2.0 megapixel camera in it not to mention an MP3 player and Bluetooth enabled. I would love to show you our new line sometime.
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