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Dad in Space?

A breaking story here at TFTBM, our undercover investigating has lead us to the conclusion that my father is preparing for space travel.

Ok, here are his symptoms:
  • Eats freeze dried food only. (all from boxes)
  • Works out with passion and always too difficult
  • Shows signs of mass confusion. Example, says O'reilly is right, but wouldn't vote for Bush again...
  • Hides in basement (preparing for a solo space mission?). (his own basement, not like creepily hiding in someone elses...)
Now, it has been pointed out that I am no professor. However, I think it is reasonable to conclude from the above behavior that he is training to live in a Pod. Or, perhaps he will be Cryogenically frozen, timed to return when the political climate is more in tune with his thinking?

Like that is ever going to happen.

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