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Meet my beautiful Chinese wife


Wrong on just about every level and certainly not scoring any point with Mrs. Melon, I present to you my new Chinese wife: Sunny. That is here on my right.

The kids have really taken a shining to Sunny, it is great they don't hassle me with, "I like Mom better" or "your last girlfriend gave me candy". So I've got that going for me.

Ok, in truth I've been trying to stretch my eyes out like that and can't do it. I've been in front of the bathroom mirror for hours and come up empty. In all the photos taken of Mel, I've never seen this face. Who is this imposter?

More on this breaking situation as it happens. Have a super-duper weekend.

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